It Puts the Lotion on Its Skin Vegan Daily Moisturizer, 1.7oz

“It Puts the Lotion on Its Skin” – Hydration Worth Keeping – Silence of the Lambs inspired

Get the ultimate skin-smoothing formula—because parched, unmoisturized skin is a real horror. Packed in a 1.7 fl. oz. (50 ml) white plastic bottle with an airless pump, this moisturizer delivers hydration without the greasy feel—no hose required.

Designed for dry, acne-prone skin, this formula deeply nourishes while keeping oil production balanced for a smooth, even complexion. Infused with soothing ingredients, it helps calm irritation and defend against environmental stressors—so your skin stays as radiant as it is soft.

And because we’re not monsters, it’s 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and packaged in recyclable materials.

Use it daily—or else. 

Made in the USA from globally sourced ingredients, this moisturizer ensures quality and effectiveness you can trust, every day.

Ingredients: Aqua, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetearyl Olivate, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, Stearic Acid, Niacinamide, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Allantoin, Syringa Vulgaris (Lilac) Leaf Cell Culture Extract, Glyceryl Stearate, Pseudoalteromonas Ferment Extract, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Camellia Oleifera (Green Tea) Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Glycyrrhiza Inflata Root Extract, Vaccinium Macrocarpon (Cranberry) Fruit Extract, Citrus Nobilis (Mandarin Orange) Peel Oil, Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Peel Oil, Bisabolol, Fructooligosaccharides, Maltodextrin, Carbomer, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Tapioca Starch, Citric Acid, Sodium Salicylate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Totarol.

Free of parabens, formaldehydes, formaldehyde-releasing agents, phthalates, mineral oil, oxybenzone, coal tar, hydroquinone, sulfates SLS & SLES, triclocarban, triclosan, and synthetic fragrance.

.: Recommended for dry, acne-prone skin
.: Provides antioxidant protection
.: Deeply moisturizes with a lightweight feel
.: Regulates oil production
.: Soothes and calms
.: 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and comes in recyclable packaging
.: White plastic bottle with white airless pump
.: Made in the USA from globally sourced ingredients
.: 1.7 fl. oz. (50 ml)