“I Gave Up Democracy and All I Got Were These Cheap Eggs” Premium Eco Hoodie

“I Gave Up Democracy and All I Got Were These Cheap Eggs” Hoodie

When they promised a better future, but all you got was… well, this.

This premium eco hoodie isn’t just about comfort—it’s a statement. Featuring the bold phrase “I Gave Up Democracy and All I Got Were These Cheap Eggs” (with “cheap eggs” humorously crossed out), this hoodie captures the irony of compromise, broken promises, and questionable trade-offs. Perfect for those who appreciate a little satire with their streetwear.

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Sustainably Made – Crafted from 85% organic cotton and 15% recycled polyester for a feel-good, eco-conscious choice.
✔ Ultimate Comfort – Brushed fleece interior makes it soft, warm, and ideal for any season.
✔ Streetwear-Ready Fit – Unisex cut, double-layered hood, and a kangaroo pocket for a relaxed, casual look.
✔ Premium Details – Flat drawcords, metal eyelets, and high-quality ribbing for a polished finish.
✔ A Conversation Starter – Whether you wear it to the store, protests, or just to lounge, expect some strong reactions.

🔥 For those who expected more… and got less.

📏 Sizing Tip: This hoodie offers a relaxed fit. Order true to size or size up for an oversized look.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!