“99% Uptime, 100% Stress” Unisex Classic T-Shirt

“99% Uptime, 100% Stress” Tee

Keeping systems running is a full-time job—so is managing the stress that comes with it. This “99% Uptime, 100% Stress” tee is perfect for sysadmins, cloud engineers, and IT pros who live on the edge of disaster recovery. Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee offers a structured, comfortable fit that holds up under pressure—just like you (mostly).

Features:
⚙ Soft & Breathable – Made from premium cotton for all-day comfort (fabric blends vary by color)
⚙ Classic Fit – Holds its shape while keeping you looking effortlessly cool under pressure
⚙ Built to Last – Double-stitched seams because, unlike your network, this shirt won’t crash
⚙ Versatile Style – Perfect for the office, server room, or stress-eating at your desk

If uptime is your life and stress is your fuel, this tee belongs in your wardrobe. Get yours before the next incident alert! 🚀

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!