“I Survived DOGE” Office Business Desk Sign Name Plate and Holder

Layoffs? Dodged. Budget cuts? Endured. Bureaucratic chaos? Just another day in the life. If you’ve managed to survive the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) downsizing, you deserve more than just a pat on the back—you deserve a nameplate that says it all.

With a bold, no-nonsense design, the “I Survived DOGE” desk sign is a badge of honor for those who lived through the storm and came out the other side (with at least some of their sanity intact).

🔥 Features & Details:

✔ Premium Desk Sign & Holder – Comes with a sleek 2” x 8” black aluminum holder, perfect for your government-issued cubicle.
✔ Bold, Eye-Catching Design – Because surviving DOGE should never go unnoticed.
✔ The Perfect Desk Size – 8” width x 2” height, ideal for your post-layoff victory lap.
✔ Durable & Built to Last – Unlike some government budgets.
✔ The Ultimate Gift for Federal Workers – Perfect for public servants, survivors of efficiency initiatives, and anyone who knows that “streamlining” really means “do more with less.”

💼 Still standing. Still working. Still waiting on that interdepartmental email response.

🛒 Order yours now before the next round of restructuring!